"Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure."

George Carlin  (via joelwanks)

(Source: vital-dust, via joelwanks)


I wish girls were forward enough to just walk up to you, kiss you and grab your dick. 



I need a girl i can spoil with expensive lingerie, dinner dates and orgasms.


"Vielleicht ist der Tod das größte Geschenk"

Mein Philosophie Lehrer (via marzyciel-dreamer)

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